Tasting Note: 2020 Kelp Forest Syrah, The Giant Periwinkle
In the glass, the 2020 Kelp Forest Syrah presents a deep ruby hue, tinged with a youthful purple edge that hints at its vibrancy. It’s opaque enough to suggest concentration but stops short of inky heaviness, offering a glimpse of elegance. The legs are slow and deliberate, signaling a wine with some heft, likely from its 14% alcohol, though it doesn’t scream “hot” at first glance. A slight sediment in older bottles might appear, a nod to its minimal intervention style, but nothing that detracts from its visual appeal.
Wine Tasting for Idiots: Sip, Swirl, and Rate Like a Pro (No Snobbery Required)
April 24, 2025 7:45 am Wine Tasting for Idiots: Sip, Swirl, and Rate Like a Pro (No Snobbery Required) Picture this: you’re at a wine tasting, surrounded by folks swirling glasses, sniffing like bloodhounds, and tossing around words like “tannins” and “terroir.” You take a sip, nod thoughtfully, and think, “Tastes like… wine?” Don’t worry, you’re not alone! Wine tasting can feel like a secret club with a PhD requirement, but here at CapeVineMaster.co.za, we’re spilling the grapes: it’s way simpler (and more fun) than it looks. Whether you’re a total newbie or just want to fake it ‘til you make it, this guide will teach you how to taste and rate wine like a pro—without needing a sommelier’s salary or a thesaurus. Grab a glass, channel your inner wine wizard, and let’s dive into the basics with a side of sass and some wallet-friendly wines to get you started. Why Bother Tasting Wine Properly? First off, wine tasting isn’t about being fancy—it’s about squeezing every drop of joy out of your glass. When you learn to taste properly, you’ll notice flavors you never knew existed (hello, blackberry jam in that Shiraz!). Plus, you’ll figure out what you actually like, so you’re not stuck sipping something that tastes like regret just because it was on sale. And rating wines? That’s just your way of keeping score, like a diary for your taste buds. It helps you remember the winners and avoid the duds. Ready to get started? Let’s break it down into five easy steps: See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, and Savor (and then rate it like a boss). Step 1: See—Check Out That Color Before you dive in, hold your glass up to the light (or a white napkin if you’re feeling extra). Wine’s color can tell you a lot about its age and style. Red wines range from bright ruby (young, like a frisky Pinotage) to deep garnet (older, like a wise Cabernet Sauvignon). Whites go from pale straw (crisp Sauvignon Blanc) to golden honey (oaked Chardonnay or an aged Chenin Blanc). Rosés? Think pink, from blush to bubblegum. If it’s cloudy or looks like dishwater, something’s off—send it back! Pro tip: Tilt the glass and check the “rim” (where the wine meets the edge). A paler rim often means an older wine. No need to overthink it—just notice and move on. Step 2: Swirl—Get That Wine Dancing Now, give your glass a gentle swirl. Place it on a table if you’re worried about looking like a rookie who just baptized the tablecloth. Swirling mixes oxygen into the wine, waking up its aromas (fancy word for smells). Watch for “legs” or “tears”—those drippy streaks on the glass. Thick, slow legs usually mean higher alcohol or sugar content, like in a sweet Muscadel. Thin, fast legs? Probably a lighter wine, like a Colombar. Don’t stress about analyzing the legs too much; it’s more about getting the wine ready to sniff. Plus, swirling makes you look like you know what you’re doing. Win-win! Step 3: Sniff—Stick Your Nose In There Here’s where it gets fun: shove your nose into the glass and take a good whiff. Don’t be shy—this isn’t a delicate sniff like you’re testing perfume. You’re sniffing for clues about what’s in the wine. Ask yourself: What do I smell? Fruits like apple, berry, or citrus? Maybe herbs, spices, or something weird like wet dog (yes, that’s a real wine aroma)? Common aromas include: Whites: Green apple (Sauvignon Blanc), peach (Chenin Blanc), or butter (oaked Chardonnay). Reds: Cherry (Pinotage), plum (Merlot), or pepper (Shiraz). Rosés: Strawberry, watermelon, or rose petals. If you smell something gross, like vinegar or damp cardboard, the wine might be corked (spoiled). Otherwise, take a few sniffs and let your imagination run wild. No one’s judging if you say it smells like your gran’s fruitcake! Step 4: Sip—Don’t Gulp (Yet) Finally, take a small sip—not a chug, tempting as it is. Let the wine roll over your tongue before swallowing. This is where you taste the flavors you smelled, plus a few extras. Ask yourself: Sweetness: Is it dry (no sweetness, like most Sauvignon Blancs) or sweet (like a Muskapino)? Acidity: Does it make your mouth water, like biting into a lemon? High acidity = crisp (think Colombar). Tannins (reds only): Does it feel grippy or drying, like oversteeped tea? Tannins come from grape skins and oak (common in Cabernet Sauvignon). Body: Is it light like skim milk (Pinot Noir), medium (Merlot), or full like cream (Shiraz)? Flavors: Do you taste the fruits or spices you smelled? Any surprises, like vanilla or chocolate? Take another sip to confirm your thoughts. If you’re feeling fancy, slurp a little air with the wine (like a reverse straw). It sounds goofy but amplifies the flavors. Don’t worry if you can’t name every flavor—just focus on what stands out. Step 5: Savor—Think and Rate After swallowing, notice the “finish”—how long the flavors linger. A long, pleasant finish (like a good Pinotage) is a sign of quality. Short and meh? Probably a basic wine. Now’s the time to rate it. Keep it simple with a 1–10 scale: 1–3: Blech, pour it down the sink (or use it for cooking). 4–6: Meh, drinkable but forgettable. Fine for a braai. 7–8: Yum, I’d buy this again! Great for date night. 9–10: Holy grapes, this is life-changing. Hide it from your mates. Jot down your thoughts in a notebook or app. Note the wine’s name, vintage, and what you liked (e.g., “Loved the berry vibes, but too oaky”). Over time, you’ll spot patterns in your tastes. Pro tip: If you’re tasting multiple wines, spit into a bucket (yes, really) to stay sharp. Or don’t—your call! Tips for Tasting Like a Champ Cleanse Your Palate: Between wines, nibble plain crackers or sip water to reset your taste buds. Avoid strong flavors like garlic or coffee before tasting. Use a Good Glass: A tulip-shaped wine glass traps aromas better than a plastic cup. No